rpmemegraveyard:

Send “Hold still…” for your muse/s to treat my muse/s wounds!

poohsources:

🐝  *  ―  𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑩𝑰𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑵𝑼𝑻𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  you almost had it, [name]. here, let me show you.  ❜
❛  you’ve just gotta find the courage to try.  ❜
❛  you can’t tell me what to do!  ❜
❛  don’t worry, i’ll wait until your party is over before i perform any mischief.  ❜
❛  some people never change. but we can always hope.  ❜
❛  you must have felt like a princess.  ❜
❛  i wish i could have been there.  ❜
❛  maybe next time you can come with me.  ❜
❛  not so fearless now, hmm?  ❜
❛  you’re not going to get away from me this time.  ❜
❛  it’s dangerous, yes. but not impossible.  ❜
❛  me? with you? in there? i don’t think so.  ❜
❛  this is crazy. but, yes.  ❜
❛  here, let me give you a hand.  ❜
❛  well, i’m sorry, but you should have been more careful.  ❜
❛  i wish i could remember but i’m so hungry.  ❜
❛  that would be a shame, then i couldn’t tell you the juicy bit of gossip i overheard.  ❜
❛  i didn’t know things had gotten this bad.  ❜
❛  well, what have we here?  ❜
❛  well, if you have nothing to hide you won’t mind answering a few questions.  ❜
❛  i’ve never heard such a ridiculous story!  ❜
❛  i do believe i’m starting to rub off on you.  ❜
❛  you want me to babysit a rock?  ❜
❛  why haven’t you told anyone?  ❜
❛  perhaps you should remember who’s in charge of this expedition.  ❜
❛  are you sure you’re alright to travel?  ❜
❛  that is what you want, isn’t it?  ❜
❛  i should have never come, what was i thinking?  ❜
❛  what am i saying? i can’t leave! i’m their only hope!  ❜
❛  are you sure about this?  ❜
❛  ah, you’re just in time for your party.  ❜
❛  there’s more to being king than having a crown.  ❜
❛  i don’t need their loyalty. i don’t even need them!  ❜
❛  i am afraid i underestimated you.  ❜
❛  you and i know you’re much more than that.  ❜
❛  none of this would have been possible without you, [name].  ❜
❛  i absolutely despise happy endings!  ❜
❛  it’s about time you got up.  ❜
❛  it’s not a story ― it really happened.  ❜
❛  i’m verry happy to … meet you.  ❜

kuzcosources:

Lack of Sleep Starters!

pronouns and context can be changed as you see fit.

• When was the last time you actually got some rest?
• Alright, that’s it. You’re going to bed, and I’m not taking no for an answer.
• Look at you! You’re spilling coffee.
• You have bags, and I’m not talking about the Gucci kind.
• Jesus, have you been awake the entire night?
• It’s 4am. You need sleep.
• You’re safe here. You can rest now.
• I promise, I’m fine. I just look tired a lot, thanks to… the tiredness.
• Look, I’m okay! I’ve pulled all nighters before.
• This isn’t the first time I’ve gone without sleep.
• I’ll carry you to bed if I have to.
• Do I need to baby you?
• Huh? What? I’m awake, I swear!
• You just ran into the wall. It’s time to lie down.
• Go. To. Bed. That’s an order.
• I made a nest for you. You can sleep in that, if you want.
• Can I get an extra pillow / blanket?
• Want me to tuck you in, too?
• I’ll check in on you in an hour. You’d better not have moved.

perspectivestarters:

Perspective’s Sentence Starters; The Family Jewels by Marina (Part I)

ARE YOU SATISIFIED?

• “I was pulling out my hair the day I got the deal.”
• “Was I meant to feel happy that my life was just about to change?”
• “One life pretending to be the cat who got the cream.”
• People like to tell you what you’re gonna be.“
• "It’s not my problem if you don’t see what I see.”
• “I do not give a damn if you don’t believe.”
• “It’s my problem that I never am happy.”
• “Are you satisfied with an average life?”
• “Do I need to lie to make my way in life?”
• “Baby, nothing comes for free.”
• They say I’m a control freak driven by a greed to succeed.“
• "Nobody can stop me.”
• “I wanna pack up and run away.”
• “It’s my business if I feel the need to smoke and drink and sway.”
• “It’s my problem if I feel the need to hide.”
• “It’s my problem if I have no friends and feel I want to die.”
• “Are you satisfied with an easy ride?”
• “Once you cross the line, will you be satisfied?”
• “Sad inside, in this life.”
• “Are you satisfied?”

SHAMPAIN

• “Sleep is not my friend.”
• “Drinking champagne to forget yesterday.”
• “I remember the way it ended.”
• “Drinking champagne made of an angel’s tears and pain.”
• “I feel celestial.”
• “Elderly stars slide down the morning sky.”
• “Slipping away to find a place to die.”
• “I wonder when the night will reach its end.”
• “Drinking champagne meant for a wedding.”
• “Toast to the bride, a fairytale ending.”
• “Drinking champagne, a bottle to myself.”
• “Savour the taste of fabricated wealth.”

I AM NOT A ROBOT

• “You’ve been acting awful tough lately.”
• “But inside, you’re just a little baby.”
• “It’s okay to say you’ve got a weak spot.”
• “You don’t always have to be on top.”
• “Better to be hated than loved for what you’re not.”
• “You’re vulnerable.”
• “You are not a robot.”
• “You’re loveable.”
• “You’re just trouble.”
• “I am not a robot.”
• “You’ve been hanging with the unloved kids.”
• “You never really liked and you never trusted.”
• “You are so magnetic.”
• “You don’t pick up the phone when it rings.”
• “Don’t be so pathetic.”
• “Can you teach me how to feel real?”

GIRLS

• “Not ladylike to behave like a slime.”
• “Easy to be sleazy when you’ve got a filthy mind.”
• “Girls are not meant to fight dirty.”
• “Not gonna bend over and curtsy for you.”
• “Is there any possibility you’ll quit gossiping about me?”
• “All you say is "blah, blah”.“
• "I fall asleep when they speak.”
• “Their mothers must be proud.”
• “Making money off your insecurity and doubt.”
• “I feel I’ve been riding in a fast car.”
• “Burning dirty gas won’t get you that far.”
• “I feel I’ve been riding up the wrong path.”
• “I’m gonna make sure I get the last laugh.”

MOWGLI’S ROAD

• “One life with one dream on repeat.”
• “I’ll escape if I try hard enough.”
• “I must take the unforsaken road.”
• “I’ll do as I am told.”
• “I don’t know who I wanna be.”
• “You say yes to everything.”
• “Will that guarantee you a win?”
• “Do you think you will be good enough?”
• “We scooped our way into your dreams.”
• “Knock the knives out bloody cold.”

OBSESSIONS

• “Give me a cigarette.”
• “Last night’s love affair is looking vulnerable in my bed.”
• “Won’t you quit your crying?”
• “I can’t sleep.”
• “You are an absolute creep.”
• “We’ve got obsessions.”
• “I want to wipe out all the sad ideas that come to me when I am holding you.”
• “All you ever think about are sick ideas involving me, involving you.”
• “They’re all the same.”
• “Look, just choose something quick.”
• “People are staring.”
• “A day when things are pretty bad.”
• “Don’t let it make you feel sad.”
• “Can’t let your cold heart be free.”
• “I wanna erase every nasty thought that bugs me every day of every week.”
• “You never told me what it was that made you strong and what it was that made you weak.”

HOLLYWOOD

• “American queen is the American dream.”
• “Why would you wanna be a Hollywood wife?”
• “I don’t want to end up living in a dive on Vine.”
• “Lady, I know why your thoughts turn grey.”
• “You’d do anything for a dime.”
• “You’re looking for the golden light.”
• “Hollywood infected your brain.”
• “I’ve been living in a movie scene.”
• “Oh, my god, you look just like Shakira!”
• “No, no, you’re Catherine Zeta!”
• “Actually, my name’s (Name).”
• “Your mind is just like mine.”

THE OUTSIDER

• “Feeling like a loser.”
• “Feeling like a bum.”
• “Sitting on the outside, observing the fun.”
• “Don’t get on my bad side, I can work a gun.”
• “Hop into the backseat, baby, I’ll show you some fun.”
• “These people are weird in here.”
• “They’re giving me the fear.”
• “Just because you know my name doesn’t mean you know my game.”
• “I’m in the wrong place.”
• “Is there more to lose than gain if I go on my own again?”
• “People are connecting, don’t know what to say.”
• “I’m good at protecting what they wanna take.”
• “I’m a fucking wild card.”
• “All I know is I cannot pretend.”

mcflymemes:

PROMPTS FOR PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO LET ANYONE CARE ABOUT THEM
*  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

• i don’t need your help.
• i can handle myself.
• everyone leaves.
• you can’t do this alone.
• whatever they did to you back then… i’m sorry. but i’m not like that, and i won’t abandon you like they did.
• you’ve got bigger things to deal with.
• i’ve been alone all my life. it’s nothing new.
• don’t come over. i can handle it.
• please let me care about you.
• would you just stop?
• i’m used to this.
• i tried to help you.
• whatever they said about you, they were wrong.
• i’m not worth dying for.
• suit yourself. you’ll regret it tomorrow.
• i’m not putting anyone else’s life in harm’s way.
• people care about you. people want to keep you safe.
• i don’t want you to get hurt over me.
• if you die, it’ll be my fault.
• i love you. you’re worth fighting for.
• i’m not gonna just sit here and let you do this by yourself.
• i’m not worth it, okay?
• i don’t want you to die.
• leave me alone.
• this is nothing new.
• thanks but no thanks. i don’t need your help.
• i can’t lose you again!
• don’t make yourself an island.
• don’t you understand? i can’t lose you!
• you’re not patching this up alone. let me help.
• i’m not used to this. being cared about.
• you’ll just suffer because of me.
• i’m not like the rest. i won’t leave you.
• everyone leaves. maybe it’s better that way.
• i can handle it just fine, thanks.
• i don’t need your advice.
• stop pushing me away. it won’t work.
• this is all i’ve got left.
• i’ll get over it!
• it’s better if i just go alone.
• let me protect you.
• i’ll just keep coming back, you know.
• it’s easier to make people hate me.
• if something happens to you, i’ll never forgive myself.
• i’ve already lost so many people.
• i can patch this up myself.
• you’ve obviously got more important things to deal with.
• everyone i love ends up leaving me one way or another.
• what if something happens?
• this wasn’t supposed to go this way.
• stop risking your life for me.
• i work better alone.
• it’s safer to just stay away from me.
• eventually you’ll see i’m not worth it.
• every single time i let someone in, they end up disappointing me.
• trust me. i know this for a fact.
• just leave me be. i’ll figure this out myself.
• you should go.
• you’re all i have left.
• people around me are always getting hurt.
• it’s better if you just leave me here.
• i can’t trust anyone. not anymore.
• why do you keep fighting for me?
• you have no idea what this is like.
• i know you think i’ll leave, but i won’t. not now. not ever.
• you matter to me. i’ll say it a thousand times until you understand.
• please just let me take care of you.
• i work alone.
• that won’t work on me.
• no one’s ever really loved me before.
• you need help.
• so that’s it? you’re just gonna push me away again?
• what’s it gonna take for you to realize i want to be here for you?
• i don’t want to see you hurt.
• you can’t just push away everyone who loves you.
• you’ll never be able to beat this alone.
• you expect me to just sit here?
• i love you, goddamn it!
• you want to be alone? fine. be alone.
• i’m not strong enough.
• i really thought i could help you. turns out i was wrong.
• i wish you would listen to me.
• i came all this way to help you, and this is the thanks i get?
• you are worthy of love, you know.
• how many times do i have to tell you? i’m fine!
• stop pushing people away.
• it’s easier to just make you hate me.
• i don’t hate you. i could never hate you.

kavtari:

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eviefyres:

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains,  THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2
send me a  ✿  and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other 

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other 

poohsources:

🐝  *  ―  𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑻𝑺 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑩𝒀 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑵𝑬𝒀 𝑴𝑶𝑽𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑷𝑻 𝑰.  (  these are made to work in either a platonic or romantic context, whatever works best for you. feel free to expand on them.  )

THE LION KING ― [ muse a ] and [ muse b ] are childhood best friends. they used to spend almost every day together until [ muse a ] had to leave town and has never come back since. one day, [ muse b ] comes looking for [ muse a ] because of some trouble at home. although it took some time, [ muse b ] finally finds [ muse a ], but [ muse a ] doesn’t want to come back. [ muse a ] explains to [ muse b ] what happened all those years ago that made them leave their home; and that this is the reason why they can never come back. [ muse b ] is surprised by that, but still determined to get [ muse a ] to come with them because now that they finally have them back in their life, they don’t want them to be gone again.

THE LITTLE MERMAID ― [ muse a ] and [ muse b ] metaphorically are from different worlds. [ muse a ] has been fascinated by [ muse b ]’s world and their differences for a long time, while [ muse b ] has no idea [ muse a ] even exists. this changes when [ muse b ] gets into a life-threatening situation and [ muse a ] who happens to be there at the time saves them. however, [ muse a ] leaves before [ muse b ] can see them, and although [ muse b ] has no recollection of that moment, they wish to find who has saved their life. meanwhile, [ muse a ] is unable to forget about [ muse b ] which leads to them going back to [ muse b ]’s world, hoping to overcome their many differences and get [ muse b ] to like them in the short amount of time [ muse a ] has before they have to go back to their world.

ALADDIN ― [ muse a ] is a rich person from a wealthy and influential family, while [ muse b ] is a poor person who has had to take care of themself since they were a child. randomly, [ muse a ] and [ muse b ] paths cross and they find an immediate connection between them. but since they are from such different backgrounds, they can’t be together. this results in [ muse b ] pretending to be somebody else, someone worthy of being around [ muse a ]. surprisingly, they are able to fool everyone with this scheme … everyone except [ muse a ].

CINDERELLA ― [ muse a ] hasn’t always had it easy living with their last remaining relatives who treated them like dirt. but everything changes one evening when they sneak out to a masquerade party hosted by [ muse b ]. they start talking and have a generally good time, but when [ muse a ] notices their time is over, they have to leave [ muse b ] without another word, and without ever telling them who they are. in their haste, [ muse a ] leaves behind one item that will eventually help [ muse b ] to find them. so [ muse b ], determined to figure out who [ muse a ] is, goes off in search of them until finally the item [ muse a ] has lost brings the two of them back together.